You Might be a Redneck...

A group of us were sitting in the lunch room at work when the conversation turned to weddings and how expensive they can be. One of my co-workers, who is in her early twenties, made this comment.

"My dad, bless his heart, told me that he was only paying for two things for my wedding...a Bible and a keg of beer. And if any relatives or neighbors wanted to come to the wedding, he would just open up the garage door so they could watch."

Comments

[Sam]

Considering that I have a wedding to DJ on Memorial Da y at a beach resort, I'm not surprised the dad said that considering the costs of the thing!

[Courtney]

Oh, I've had a few relatives like that. I had an uncle who said to my cousin, "honey, we can afford any dress you want, whatever flowers you want, the fanciest cake -- whatever. But in our family, we cannot afford an open bar."